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amiserablepileofwordsRobotgirl detective who doesn't want a fleshbag partner, they're so inefficient and creepy
Human detective who's too old for this shit and feels more like an obsolete relic every day
amiserablepileofwordsUseless lesbian who seriously needs help with even talking to any girl she likes — like seriously seriously, she's intimately familiar with the taste of her own foot — let alone doing anything about her feelings for said girl, but luckily, she's somehow found herself a Girl Whisperer that gives her the best advice in the world
Woman who has no idea how the hell she apparently landed the job — and make no mistake, it's a full time job, this girl's problems have problems — of being a girl's confidante/source of advice, and she's incredibly out of her depth because This Is Not Within Her Skillset™, but she's not gonna let her down, so she's winging it for all she's worth
amiserablepileofwordsA has just moved to "The Most Supernatural Little Town In The Country™", much to her displeasure and against her will, because she had to leave behind all her friends in the bustling city, which isn't fair, she didn't get to vote on whether they should move to this dead end or not
B has vowed to get rid of these filthy gentrifying humans stinking up the place once and for all. When she's done putting the finishing touches to her decades-in-the-making masterpiece, there'll be nothing to stop her, and peace and quiet will finally return to her home
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