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The Gumshoe Business Can Be A Trying One
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amiserablepileofwordsNote: This is a repost-as-is of a piece first posted to Bluesky on the 3rd of May 2026
And that's when she darkened my door, five foot nothing with sighs that wouldn't quit. She stumbled to my client chair, looked me in the eye, and murmured "No-one can help me." That's right girls, she was one of them femme fatalists, and I'll tell you this for free: she was already souring the mood.
A Novel Thesis On The Application Of Felines In The Adventuring Workspace
May. 14th, 2026 06:53 pmamiserablepileofwordsNote: This is a repost-as-is of a piece first posted to Bluesky on the 30th of April 2026
Professor Witténs, Mg Emeritus, SpC A6 Tr7 Ah9 Co2's theory was sound. It is a pre-established, well-documented fact that cats exhibit both heat- and container-seeking behaviour. And on a cosmic level, one could reductively classify most species of mimic as a warm container-like.
It should thus be feasible to repurpose cats as primitive mimic detectors, a worthy project that could save countless lives. Lamentably, it soon became obvious that while cats were very good at finding mimics in a room, they also gravitated towards exceedingly normal boxes, chairs, closets and whathaveyous.
This esteemed body's most burning questions, however, are firstly, what, by the first mage's hairy balls, has happened to all the mimics it procured for this study at, let it be noted for the record, great cost and effort, and secondly, what's with all those blasted cats hanging around all the time?
